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    June 22

    大便

    不知道每個人在生活中都會有一些小習慣動作
    譬如:會再緊張時,用食指挖鼻孔
    或是在鬱悶時,忍不住的咬自己的指甲。
     
     
    我自己倒是有個壞習慣
    是什麼呢?
    就是----我不在外面的廁所上大號!
     
     
    為什麼?
    很簡單,除非萬不得已
    否則我絕對不會隨便讓我白淨的小屁屁坐在那個不知有上萬億細菌的馬桶上
    也不知前一個人 他的屁股上有多少顆痘痘
    有沒有在馬桶上噴射,發出晡嚕晡嚕的響聲
    這一切都是我上廁所時,不經意會想出來的畫面
     

    也許 很多人會說 幹麻那麼ㄐㄧㄣ
    但對我來說 「解放」這檔事,還是需要有些氣氛的
     
     
    再來,其實我在外面上廁所的原因
    是因為我需要全身衣服脫光光才會上廁所
    穿著衣服上大號
    感覺會很憋 甚至有時沒氣氛根本就大不出來
    如果在家裡的浴室上完
    還可以沖一下澡
    香噴噴的離開剛剛排解的地方
     
     
    公司裡的廁所 高達60樓 而且環境佳,三不五時還會有箱箱的噴霧劑噴出來
    這樣的feel我就可以接受
    不過 如果遇到廁所有人
    哎呀 我也是不會拉出來 因為太尷尬了
     

    萬一有噗噗聲 那真的形象就滅了
    唉難道上個廁所真的那麼困難嗎?
     
     
    喝 我也不知道
     
     
    不過我就是這樣
     
     
    不喜歡在外面上大號。
     
     
    真是壞習慣?還是好習慣?
     
     
    畢竟自己熟悉的空間,才是最能release的地方。

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    love rainingwrote:
    尼又換單位囉???
    暱稱怎麼改成飾品樓管啦???
     
    我已經搬到新網頁很久囉~~
    有空來玩玩唄~~^^
    (舊的網頁還是偶爾會回去加一下相片~~但不會再更新文章跟日誌了)
    July 1

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